Hey everyone! here is our business meeting, and at the same time our first WAYOFF story video. Hope you enjoy!
Hello everyone!
Back home I had many work. I worked in vodka factory, in theater as main female role, I also worked as replacement cook for local restaurant. Here it is a lot harder getting a job, they always complain about drinking on the job. They also talk about qualifications, whatever this is. So all this to say, I don’t have a job here. Well that is not true. I already said this but john calls me a procrastinator, and I have been thinking a lot about what it means. A crastinator sounds like a dinosaur so a PROcrastinator is like a special super dinosaur that can fly and has super power. Like superman!
So my job is to protect!!!
Hello everyone. Here is a picture of the three of us we took this afternoon. You like it?
My job, is very simple. You all have heard of robin hood who steels from the rich and gives to the poor. Well I am very much like him, I just keep the money to myself, and it ain’t exactly stealing if they give the money too you because they are stupid.
Ow and also I illustrate this blog, but that doesn’t pay. At all!
So there you go, hope knowing more about me made a damn change in your life!
Some of you might wonder what our current job is, since we haven’t found the million dollar idea yet. well I’ll tell you about my job. I am a photograph. I posted ads craigslist asking for hot girl models to do fashion photography. two dudes answered, so yeah that never happened. So i do freelance news photography, and by freelance I mean I don’t really have a job I just try to sell pictures to news paper.
Anyways… enough of me I’ll tell the others to explain their current jobs.
I would like to share my story a little. Being a porn director wasn’t my dream job. when I was about 14 I wanted to create my super hero comic book. unfortunately my parents weren’t supportive and so I left home at age 15 and went to California where I thought I could do my craft freely. To pass the details, it didn’t turn out too good for me. When I turned 18 I was approached by a small but growing porn studio. They wanted me to star in their movies, but one thing you people might not know, I had stage fright. Long story short they put me behind the camera and ever since I have been doing this. It became very addicting and I fell in love with the job. I mean who wouldn’t right??? Unfortunately the economic crises came around the corner and as you probably have realized there is a lot of competition for my job. The son of boss took my job and it became a family business… I know… I porn family business… even to my standards it’s disturbing.
But anyways. I still haven’t found a new job so here I am possibly looking at a replacement career.
Hello internet people!
John, said I was a procrastinator because I wasn’t doing what I was suppose to do. what is that? Sounds like a cool super hero. I like it. So from now on you can call me “the Procrastinator”. He also said that I have to “brainstorm” for a million dollar ideas that I will present at the next meeting. Brainstorming sounds dangerous. :S
Well anyways… I just wanted to say hi!
-The Procrastinator
John told me to start writing on the blog, so here we go!
My name is Billy Bob and I’m an ex porno director. my boss cut me off and I don’t make any money off my old work, so I wont give them free advertising! Since this happened I have been looking for a job and I came across a craigslist ad and this brought me here, with these two dudes.
if you have any question about my past, ask, but don’t expect an answer.
So as some of you may know, my name is John Branon and this is where I will be posting my life adventures. So just to lay down the situation, i currently live with two roommates, Billy Bob and Vlad who will also be posting occasionally on this website. In the next week or two we will post our first official video explaining a bit more where we are currently standing and our goals.
So stay tuned!
